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程序员的小笑话搞笑短信

时间2018-08-05 小笑话 我要投稿

1程序员最烦两件事第一件事是别人要他给自己的代码写文档第二件呢是别人的程序没有留下文档

2程序员的读书历程x 语言入门 > x 语言应用实践 > x 语言高阶编程 > x 语言的科学与艺术 > 编程之美 > 编程之道 > 编程之禅> 颈椎病康复指南(Skiyo)

3还没上大学的时候高三暑假跑到家那边的图书城想买传说中的C++的书然后看到一本C#我一看嘿这个++还写得挺艺术的重叠起来了于是把C#买了回来

4问程序员最讨厌康熙的哪个儿子答胤禩因为他是八阿哥bug

5有一天程序猿们突然发现他们要涨的工?#23454;?#21040;井里啦大家?#24049;?#23475;怕连忙一个吊着一个从树上伸到井里去捞工资正好他们摸到工资的时候一个老程序员忽然兴奋的大叫别蠢了要涨的工资还好好的挂在天上呢(smth)

6诸葛亮是一个优秀的程序员每一个锦囊都是应对不同的case而编写的但是优秀的程序员也敌?#36824;?#26356;优秀的bug六出祈山七进中原鞠躬尽瘁死而后已的诸葛亮只因为有一个错误的case-马谡整个结构就被break了

7生活中程序猿的真实写照一款游戏?#35805;?#28895;一台电脑一下午一?#20449;?#38754;一壶水一顿能管一整天 ?#21335;?#22763;?#21738;?#26441;

8程序猿要了3个孩子分别取名叫CtrlAlt 和Delete如果他们不听话程序猿就只要同时敲他们一下?#31361;?#22909;的

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