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幽默小笑话句子

时间2017-12-13 小笑话 我要投稿

1有一动物园新来了一只狮子在吃食的时候其他的狮子都吃牛?#29275;?#36825;只新狮子只分配到一根香蕉起初这只新来的狮子以为自己资浅不以为意隔了几天它实在受不了就开口问了其中一只狮子为什么你们每天吃饭都吃牛?#29275;?#32780;我都吃香蕉

资深的狮子回答说因为我们这个动物园狮子的人事冻结你顶的是猴子的缺

2偷儿甲昨晚吓死我了我得去弄副眼镜

偷儿乙怎么了啥东西你看不清楚

偷儿甲昨晚我潜入一户人家正在开保险箱时突然发出很大的声音原来我转的不是保险箱......是收音机

3动物园的一头大象死了一个管理员在?#21592;?#30171;哭

游客都说他平日一定很?#19981;?#36825;只象所以不忍大象死去

一个知道内情的人说"不他要负责为大象挖个墓坑"

4今天偶然和一个mm聊天

我问她长什么样

她说身高168长头发

我?#30340;?#19981;能说得具体一点

她说这还不具体

我说当?#35805;?#25214;一根168的拖把然后倒过来不就和你一样了

然后她直接把我拉黑了

5飞机机?#20498;收游?#20102;过了一会又可以走了?#27599;?#38382;为什么乘务员说"没事儿就换了一个敢开的机长"

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