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校园幽默小笑话5则

时间2017-12-09 小笑话 我要投稿

1老师说什么叫人走茶凉就是你现在在学校里看见我还能客气的和我说一句老师好十年以后你再回来看见我就会说哎呀死胖子还在这啊

2语文老师我给大家讲解一下这道选择题大家说为什么不选a啊对因为a不对为什么不选b啊对因为b不对为什么不选c啊对因为c不对所以这道题应该选?#23458;?#23398;齐声高喊d对我们讲下一道题

3一天小军在教室里写作文我的家

小军这样写道我的家有爸爸妈妈和我三个人每天早上一出门我们三人就分道扬镳各奔前程晚上又殊?#23601;?#24402;爸爸是建筑师每天在工地?#29616;?#25163;划脚妈妈是售货员每天在商店里来者不拒我是学生每天在教室里呆若木鸡我的家三个成员臭味相投家中一团和气但我成绩不好的时候爸爸也同室操戈心狠手辣地揍得我五体投地妈妈在一旁袖手旁观从不见义勇为

4老师为什么罗宾德拉?#21830;أ?#27888;戈尔的名字后面写着18611941马虎那是泰戈尔的手机号码教师那中间的横线哪马虎他不想透露全部个人信息

5金秋9月90后新生入学最富的一代最炫的一代最牛的一代最拽的一代坐的是加长林肯开的是宝马带着的是电子五大件?#20445;?/p>

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