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冷笑话600字

时间2018-08-23 冷笑话 我要投稿

有个小姑娘跟我倾诉了半天,我想打个抱一抱安慰一下,结果打成了报应就发出去了冷笑话脑筋急转弯

有一个男士不小心走进了女厕所换行(草)出来时不巧被一位姑娘碰到换行(草)姑娘马上质问你不知道这是女士专用的吗换行(草)这位男士马上回答我这也是女士专用得呀冷笑话脑筋急转弯

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女人的话换行(草)换行(草)我们做朋友好吗你不要对我有?#39759;?#24819;法 换行(草)换行(草)我需要一点个人空间只要没有你的地方都行 换行(草)换行(草)我穿这件衣服漂亮吗我们好长时间没有吵架了 换行(草)换行(草)过来吧我在?#24515;?#26465;宠物狗换行(草)换行(草)我?#19981;?#20320;但是我不?#19981;?#20320; 换行(草)换行(草)我很快就好我已经?#24613;?#22909;了正在考验你的耐心罢了 换行(草)换行(草)你爱我吗我要买贵重物品换行(草)换行(草)你爱我有多深我今天做了一件会把你气死的事 换行(草)换行(草)你真有男子汉气概你出汗太多胡子也该刮了 换行(草)换行(草)你要学会沟通那就是全听我的 换行(草)换行(草)我们换个新窗帘吧包括地毯家具墙纸甚?#32451;孔?换行(草)换行(草)再等5分钟5分钟?#32451;?#24213;5分钟弄眼睫毛5分钟涂口红5分钟剪指甲换行(草)换行(草)你的过去我不在乎不清楚之?#23433;?#22312;乎冷笑话脑筋急转弯

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