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笑话往往藏着哲理故事

时间2018-08-23 笑话故事 我要投稿

两个人在湖里划船他们从水中捞出一个瓶子打开瓶塞后一个魔鬼出现了他感谢他们救了他并愿意满足他们的任何一个愿望把这个湖里的水都变成啤?#21860;?#20854;中一个人说噗的一声整个湖里的水都变成了啤?#21860;?#30631;你这馊主意另一个人抱怨道现在我们喝多了啤酒就只好尿在船里了

得到的太多会给你带来意想不到的麻烦

乔治半夜打电话给医生请你快最儿来我太太病得很?#29616;ء?#21307;生问她怎么啦乔治说肚子疼我想是得了盲肠炎乔治你疯了医生回答半年前我亲自为你的太太割掉了盲肠难道你听说过一个人有两根盲肠吗乔治说医生难道你没有听说我又结婚了吗

很多时候我们的思维会受到常识的束缚

新兵准备跳伞教官打开舱门最后叮嘱一定要数到10以后再打开降落伞大家严格执行命令一个接一个跳下突然有个士兵惊呼道杰克一定会摔死的教官怒斥道为什么因为他有?#29616;?#30340;口吃士兵回答

规则和程序是约束大众的但只有照?#35828;?#20010;体差异的规则才是完美的

有个青年在两年内连续写了七百多封情书给他心爱的女友结果他的女友终于宣布要结婚了新郎是给她送这些信的?#20160;?/p>

有时候你的努力恰恰成了别人的铺路石

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