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英文小笑话故事带翻译三篇

时间2018-08-04 笑话故事 我要投稿

  英文小笑话故事带翻译篇1

  Flowers

  花

  A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

  有一家公司开幕老板的其中一位朋友为了这件太事要送他花。

  They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

  他们到达了新的公司地点老板读了卡片的 内容

  "Rest in Place."

  ^安息吧 ̄。

  The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

  老板非常生气就打电话给花店抱怨。

  After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

  就在他告诉花店这项明显的错误

  and how angry he was ,

  以及他有多么生气之后

  the florist replied,

  花庙却回答说

  "Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

  ^先生我真的对于这项错误感到十分抱歉

  but rather than getting angry,

  但是与其生气

  you should imagine this :

  你还不如应?#27605;?#35937;

  somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

  以下这个情况今天有一个地方在举行葬礼

  and they have flowers with a note saying,

  他们收到了花还附上一张纸条说

  `Congratulations on your new location' "

  `恭喜新居落成! ̄¨

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  英文小笑话故事带翻译篇2

  Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .

  强尼因为?#36824;?#23601;被赶进他的房间。

  After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said a prayer .

  过了一会儿。他就出来跟他的妈妈说他已缓!彻底?#35789;。?#32780;且事后祷告了。

  "Fine",said the pleased mother.

  满?#24149;?#21916;的妈妈说此很好

  "If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."

  如果你求上帝帮勘你不要?#36824;圍?#22905;就会帮助你。 ̄

  "Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.

  强尼说"哦我没有求她帮助我不要?#36824;?

  "I asked him to help you put up with me."

  我求它帮助你来忍受我。 ̄

  英文小笑话故事带翻译篇3

  购物

  Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .

  我们的超级市场在廉价拍卖无骨鸡胸我认识的某位女士打算去多买一些。

  At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,

  然而到了这家肉店的时候她感到很失望因为只?#19994;?#19968;点点事先就包装好的鸡肉

  so she complained to the butcher.

  所以她就向这位肉店老板抱怨。

  "don't worry,lady," he said.

  他说此小姐别担心

  "I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

  ?#19968;?#26367;你多包几盘在你买完东西的时候把它们准备好。 ̄

  Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:

  逛完几个走道之后我的朋友听到肉店老板的声音透过公共广播系统隆隆地说

  "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"

  ^那位想要大胸部的小姐请到本店后方来见我好吗? ̄

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