¡¡¡¡1. Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
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¡¡¡¡3.Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
¡¡¡¡Tom:I don't know,father.
¡¡¡¡Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?