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幽默爆笑的短信笑话

时间2018-08-05 爆笑笑话 我要投稿

1最近我和小丽在演床上瑜伽减肥小丽说她已经学到?#35828;?#20108;十一招了要指导我我说了句不用了我在床上的技术比你好着呢办公室里的人又是暴汗

2医生向老伯宣布他得了肝?#19981;?#32769;伯一脸气愤手握拳头非常生气地 说奶奶的该硬的不硬

3甲你猜猜你家的猫最近都干嘛去了乙去你家了呗甲你如何得知乙因为你家的老鼠天天往我家跑

4一女生上课时见一男生睡觉就给她?#20449;?#21451;发了条短信我旁边的男生睡的像死猪口水还流了一滩好好笑哦结果网络不好她?#20449;?#21451;半夜才收到这条短信

5小逗号来到食堂给我一份肉卷一些面包和一句好话服务生送来肉卷和面包时小逗号问我要的好话呢服务生低声道不要吃这份肉卷

6吃饭的时候一人说去方便一下老外不解旁人告诉他是上厕所的意思酒席后一记者提出方便的时候采访老外老外说什?#35789;?#20505;都可以就是不能在我方便的时候

7相恋6年多的女友突然不接我电话打电话就是不接找不到人后来终于找到了她说她要好好的想想6年了你才开始要想想了

8世界上最远的距离是老公和老婆背向而睡因为这中间绕?#35828;?#29699;一周两情相悦的人是不会?#19981;?#24202;上存在地球的

9一女对一男说我不想听你提起以前的那个她我难道在你的心里只是别人的影子吗只是替代品吗男说你不是替代品你是克隆人

10穿了件超短裙俯下身拿东西的时候小丽坏坏的说道姐走光了是黑色的我说道谁说是黑色的明明是白色的

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