<cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"></span></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><strike id="b3dlr"></strike></cite>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></var>
<listing id="b3dlr"></listing>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></span></cite><menuitem id="b3dlr"></menuitem>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><listing id="b3dlr"></listing></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<cite id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></cite>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><dl id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></dl></var>

爆笑经典笑话有哪些

时间2017-12-08 爆笑笑话 我要投稿

1一80岁老头娶了20岁的小姑娘后他的好友说真是委屈了人家姑娘你都可以做她爷爷了老头很不满我更委屈她爷爷比我小两岁可?#19968;?#24471;装孙子

2曾经有一位女生她愿意为我失去生命她意志坚定地说你再缠着我我就去死

3电视上出现了接吻镜头爸爸让儿子去倒杯水不久电视上又有接吻的场面爸爸让儿子再去倒杯水儿子问爸爸是不是一看到有人亲嘴你就口渴啊

4老夫妇去拍照摄影师问您是要测光逆光还是全光大爷腼腆的说我是无所谓能不能给你大妈留条裤衩

5英国留学生群里聊天有爱国青年义愤填膺道咱们趁着骚乱去把大不列颠博物馆里的中国文物都给抢回来还给故宫吧那么多的瓷器青铜器啥的 群里人纷纷响应出谋划策有个人幽幽地说了句抢回来又?#36824;?#23467;摔碎了怎么办 顿?#27604;?#37324;安静了

6新婚后新?#21861;?#26032;娘说我随时都会和朋友出去打牌喝酒不管你同不同意新娘听后不温不火地答道我每天晚上九点准时不管你在不在家

7男生刚到女友家便迫不及待的要亲吻女友 女友说不行我大姨妈来了 男生感到很奇怪亲嘴和大姨妈有什么关系 于是男生强吻女友突然一妇女从厨房冲出来 妇女指着男生骂道为什么欺负我的外甥女

8一新娘问婚礼司仪请问你主持一?#20301;?#31036;要多少钱司仪看情况嗯?#35805;?#26469;说新郎越帅收费越高 该女听后很腼腆地掏出5块钱递过去司仪回头看了看新郎然后很从容地找了4块5

爆笑经典笑话有哪些相关推荐
ϲ
<cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"></span></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><strike id="b3dlr"></strike></cite>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></var>
<listing id="b3dlr"></listing>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></span></cite><menuitem id="b3dlr"></menuitem>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><listing id="b3dlr"></listing></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<cite id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></cite>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><dl id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></dl></var>
<cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"></span></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><strike id="b3dlr"></strike></cite>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></var>
<listing id="b3dlr"></listing>
<cite id="b3dlr"></cite><cite id="b3dlr"><span id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></span></cite><menuitem id="b3dlr"></menuitem>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><listing id="b3dlr"></listing></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<cite id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></video></cite>
<var id="b3dlr"><video id="b3dlr"></video></var>
<var id="b3dlr"><dl id="b3dlr"><thead id="b3dlr"></thead></dl></var>